PROSTITUTE'S FATHER
Girl Returns Home After 30 Years.
FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you
been all these years?!
GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in paris.
FATHER: What!!! Get out of my house you
Whore! I don't want to see your face
again do you understand?!
GIRL: (Crying) Before I go dad, I came to
give you 10.5million cheque, and here is
2million for my brother. I have bought a
big house in UK for you with everything in it
including a Ferrari and a Bugatti. Bye
dad.
FATHER: What kind of work did you say
you were doing?
GIRL: (Crying out loud) A prostitute dad!
FATHER: Come and give daddy a hug, I
thought you said you were a
PROSECUTOR
.
One word for the dad