The worst ever was when we booked a cheap week away to Peradventure. We arrived at our 'all inclusive' hotel and the door knob fell off. It was reported to reception and duly 'repaired' while we were out - but they hadn't bothered to screw it in place so off it came again. The all inclusive drinks were a vey limited supply of gin, vodka and whiskey so we all had to trek across the desert each night to go to a bar when they did 2 for 1 cocktails. The floor in disco was a carpet and when you walked on it your feet stuck to it, you were expected to clear your own plates and cutlery away in the dinng room ( works canteen style). One day they decided to paint the dining room but they didn't rub the walls down or anything so it looked like a map on the wall. The weather was poor, the swimming pool dirty and cold all in all dreadful. When we got home we complained and got all of our money back.