Anyone who believes that this guy actually gave CPR to a bird and revived it, is an idiot. For one, the bird was already alive & blowing your disgusting breath in its face is probably the reason it's laying there in the first place. You get an F- in "Life""
You can be alive and still be drowning.
To all of the people that will try to correct me. I am quoting another person who said this exact passage. My response is right above. Meow