TranscriptConan: This is exciting.
Since the last time I saw you, you became a father.
Congratulations.
BENICIO: Yes.
Thank you.
CONAN: A daughter?
BENICIO: A daughter.
Conan: How old is she now?
BENICIO: She's 4.
Conan: 4 years old.
That's a great age.
Really fun at 4.
Kind of an interesting, like -- I didn't realize this until
today that her grandfather is rod Stewart.
So you hang out with rod Stewart sometimes.
You've gone to Disney land with rod Stewart.
Is that right?
BENICIO: Yeah, yeah.
Conan: That's nuts.
BENICIO: Crazy.
Conan: What's it like to be on a ride with rod Stewart at
Disney land?
BENICIO: Hot stuff.
Hot legs.
Do you think I'm sexy.
Whoa.
Conan: Yeah.
So crazy.
I can't imagine it.
BENICIO: It's cool.
You know, he knows what rides to hit when he goes to Disneyland.
Conan: I don't even know what that means.
BENICIO: That means he goes straight to "pirates of the Caribbean."
Conan: He knows what to do.
No Mr. Toad's to wild ride for him.
BENICIO: Yeah.
Andy: Mr. Toad has some fans.
Conan: I seriously bummed out a section of the crowd.
Like ah.
Andy: The guy dressed as a toad in the crowd is crying.
Conan: At 4, I remember that's the age I started to get to
watch movies with my daughter.
Are you watching movies with her?
What kind of movies does she like?
BENICIO: I played, I put in "E.T." and she watched it all the way and
at the very end when E.T. gets on the ship and goes I turn
around and she is crying.
Then she turns to me and she goes, I need E.T.
Where is E.T.?
Bring him back.
So I had to watch the movie again.
So the movie is on a loop.
Conan: The problem is he keeps leaving.
BENICIO: I cut right before.
He gets up on the bike and up into the air I go okay baby.
Time to go to sleep.
Conan: He's not going anywhere.
Just put it in freeze frame.
Run it in reverse.
E.T. comes back.
That's the secret.
BENICIO: There you go.
Conan: You ever watch old classics?
BENICIO: I put Charlie chaplain in.
Great.
She goes, what are they saying?
it's a silent movie.
What are they saying?
Just listen.
Just listen.
Conan: Yeah.
Just listen?
She's going to think there is something wrong with her
hearing.
A silent movie.
Why can't you hear it?
I hear it.
Those are the mind games I would play with my daughter.
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