hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
some say the end is near
some say well see armogeddon soon
certainly hope we will
sure could use a vacation from this
bull shit three ring circus side-show of
creatures in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
the only way to fix it is to flush it all away
any fucking time any fucking day
learn to swim see you down in Arizona bay
fret for your figure and
fret for your latte and
fret for your lawsuit and
fret for you hairpiecve and
fret for your prozac and
fret for your pilot and
fret for your contract and
fret for your car
its a bull shit three ring circus side-show of
creatures in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
the only way to fix it is to flush it all away
any fucking time any fucking day
learn to swim see you down in Arizona bay
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
some say a comet will fall from the sky
followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
followed by faultlines that cannot sit still
followed milloins of dumbfounded dipshits
and some say the end is near
and some say well see the armogeddon
certainly hope we will
sure could use a vacation from this
sily shit silly shit stupid shit
one great big festering neon distraction
i have a suggestion to keep you all occupied
learn to swim learn to swim
moms gonna fix it all soon
moms comin round to put it back the way it ought to be
learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim
learn to swim
fuck L Ron Hubbard
learn to swim
fuck all his clones
learn to swim
fuck all these gun-toting hip gangster wannabes
learn to swim
learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim
fuck retro anything
fuck your tattoos
fuck all you junkies and
fuck your short memory
learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim learn to swim