GOBLINS:
Well, my friend, we are your only real choice. You know why? We got heart. We got heart, we are by far the most attractive race, we have Moxie, and to ice the cake....we're green. Eat your heart out, you know you're Jelly....Green is totally the new black. We Goblins and Goblins alone brought sexy back to the Horde. The lesser races admire us so much that they give us reduced prices in the shops. Also, rogues have to be quick. We are quick. Everyone else...not quick....Goblins are lighting fast and slicker than cat snot on a Blood elf butt. Lots of people think that our innately superior haste is a racial thing, truth is we just naturally develop better reflexes and muscle tone while we complete hip hop dance training....yep, we dance better than Blood elves, seen a Blood Elf dance before? Blood Elf dancing is about as sexy as watching someone flag in a Zeppelin. Someone needs to tell them that type of choreography requires several background dancers just to prove the Elf was dancing instead of having Arcane withdrawal muscle spasms.
Ok, so yeah, the other races are gonna gripe about our inventions since we ran low on a certain nutrient that we sort of well...need. Yeah, it's an issue, we're working on it. Haters gonna hate, I don't see Taurens inventing Zeppelins, or Trikes, or dancing well, why do they get their butts kissed just because they are big? That sucks. The other races never talk smack to the Taurens about their dietary requirements but everyone wants to call the Goblin an accidental side effect of an artificially engineered pseudo-evolution....Pay attention, Goblins don't chew our cud. Those grass eating, mouth breathing, Cow-people who hail from the lovely lands of Cow-pie-ville stand around all day chewing their own regurgitation, but does anyone point out how nasty that is? NOOOOOO, everyone is too busy oppressing the noble Goblin. So as spokesperson of the "AllUrWivesRbelongToGoblins" movement. I'm going to officially state that we are going to need you to crawl down out of our collective Goblin Derriere. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to shank you.