So if you’re looking to become Cabin Crew and you’re looking for the advice I was just a couple of years ago, I would recommend you read up as much as you can on the airline you’re applying for, familiarise yourself with the job itself (it’s not all tea, coffee & sunbeds, there’s bar paperwork, screaming children, sleep deprivation, depletion of supplies before second service, meal orders that leave customers unsatisfied…. need I go on?), scrub up beyond compare and show those tits & teeth! You want to be Cabin Crew, so glam up and masquerade your inner god/dess of the skies!”