Interesting class tonight online:
Me: so can you read the first passage Sam
Sam: teacher I want to kill you
Me: ok, can you read the passage?
Sam: look at my knife I want to kill you!
Me: what!! Why do you have a knife???
Sam: because I'm a ninja (starts doing ninja shit)
Me: Sam are your mum and dad home??
Sam: no they are out to eating "hiiiiyyyuaaaa"
Me: ok.....well if you're a ninja...I'm a ninja!!!!
Tied my tie around my head and we battled for 20 minutes.
BEST......CLASS.....EVER!!!!