The elephant show is still going on. I am trying to remember if my girlfriend should walk under the elephant three times in a clockwise or anti-clockwise direction. I decide to ask a middle-aged woman who is sitting next to me. She thinks about it for a while and then replies she is not sure. So I phone my mum. She says she is not sure as well but she thinks that it is anti-clockwise. I also ask her if she walked under an elephant when she was pregnant with me. She replied that she didn't. Now I know why I am a problem childl boring show