I hold onto Yanwang’s tight and wept bitterly. I begged him to let me boil soup for a few more years in the netherworld. Yanwang looked very conflicted. He was soft-hearted and looked at the magistrate for a few times. The cold magistrate only said: “The netherworld has strict justice. People who are not punishable can’t be punished.”
I howled in pain: “I’m punishable. I beg you! You punish me for a few more years. It’s better if you punish me for thirty or more years. I’ll burn incense to thank you!”
The magistrate was unmoved. Yanwang sighed loudly, touched my head and said: “Xiao Xiang Zi, don’t cry. You can’t escape something that’s fated.”
I refuse to give in: “Why?! We obviously caused a mess again, why are we not punished?!”
Yanwang picked his nose.
“Well, there’s no protest from anyone and it didn’t have a big impact on the netherworld, so you won’t be punished.”
“I can now go lift the pan and pour away all the soup, delaying all the souls that need to be reincarnated.”
The magistrate looked at me coldly and said: “I advise you not to do it. That’s a serious crime for which you’ll be flogged.”
I lowered my head, crying form unfairness.
Yanwang bit his lips and said: “Well, celestial Chu Kong needs to spend a love lifetime with you. Making you an idiot, he won’t have it easy either.
I wiped my tears and said: “He didn’t drink the soup of oblivion this lifetime. He’ll remember everything clearly, so he won’t like me anymore. If I as a fool fall into his hands, I’ll die a cruel death or an even more cruel death…”
“Well, you can’t be so sure,”Yanwang interrupted me.
He searched for a while on his desk and took a double sided mirror out.
“Look, in the past lifetime celestial star Chu Kong loved you deeply.”
I didn’t dare to look at the Lu Hai Kong in the mirror. I was afraid that when I see him cry, I’ll cry too. I murmured: “That’s not Chu Kong.”
“Is or isn’t, is just a thought. Even he himself don’t know if he is or isn’t, how can you be so sure?”
Yanwang’s words were vague. It’s like those stupid gods in heaven speaking very beautiful, but with words that no one understands.
I pinched Yanwang’s leg really hard and said: “Get to the point.”
Yanwang made a “sisi”sound and took two deep breaths.
“This thing called love is better if you, Xiao Xiang Zi, experience it yourself. “
I increased my strength and pinched his leg. Yanwang’s said very fast: “Magistrate, magistrate, quickly pull her away. Let her go back to boil soup. After three years she can go and be reincarnated.”
I was ruthlessly dragged out. Before the door of Yanwang’s palace closed, I couldn’t help myself and took a peek at the Lu Hai Kong in the mirror. He was still young, but his hair has turned white. He was in front of an isolated snow-covered grave. Slowly he poured wine onto the ground. He looked like his mind was somewhere else.
I felt like something is pinching my heart, making it unable to breath.
Each passing day, the days of making soup is more painful. But no matter what I did, three years passed really fast. The little ghosts carried me and thrown me into the circle of reincarnation.
“Fucking Chu Kong! Next time I see you in the netherworld, I’ll pull all your hair out!”
Hair…hair…hair…In the reincarnation circle those last words kept repeating.
After a while I lost my senses.
Dida dida.
A sticky liquid kept dripping against my ears. It was silent for a moment and the next there were many voices.
I don’t how much time has passed. The liquid stopped dripping.
Someone lifted the wooden lid above my head. The light of the sun was blazing. A boy’s face appeared before me.Mother said that seeing a boy older than me, I need to call him big brother.
I obediently said: “Da gege1.”
The boy was disgusted when I call him that.
“In this lifetime, we met in such occasion! Bastard heavenly emperor Li2.”
I stared at him blankly. He frowned and also stared at me. He looked very confused.
Suddenly a gruff voice called: “Shaozu3.”
The boy bit his lips and put the wooden lid back above my head. The sound of his footsteps sounded further and further away.
I continue to sit down in the barrel, holding my legs. Mother said she wants to play hide and seek. If she didn’t find me, I couldn’t go out. But it’s really strange…obviously it was mother who put me in here. How come she still hasn’t find me after such a long time? Is it that the adults are eating something delicious and didn’t tell me?
I used all my strength to push the lid away and climbed out of the barrel.
“Mother,” I yelled, while walking. I didn’t see anyone in the yard. There’s only blood everywhere, it looks the same as when the cook killed a chicken. I’m very unhappy: “Eating chicken and they didn’t call me?”
I searched in the kitchen and in my parents’ chamber, but I didn’t even see their shadows. I walked into the hall and saw a bunch of people in black kneeling on the floor. The only one standing with his hands on his back is the little boy. I’m pleased and yelled: “Da gege, did you see my mother?”
The people in black turned and looked at me. One person stood up and came to me while carrying a bloody sword. I blinked and asked: “Are you guests? Are it you who helped the cook kill the chicken? But where’s the cook?”
The man in black coldly said: “You’ll see them soon.”
He raised his sword. Blood dripped onto my face. I blinked and stared at him.
“Hey, drop the sword,” the boy said.
The man in black before me hesitated for a moment. The boy continued: “Let her go back with us.”
All the people in black began to talk: “But shaozhu, she…”
“I said bring her back.”
The boy walked to me and stood beside the man in black. He stared at me for a moment. Suddenly his face is in front of me. He said in a soft voice: “Originally, I wanted to let you fend for yourself. But yet you fell into my hands yourself. With that being the case, I’ll kindly accept you.”
He pinched my cheeks.
“Xiao Xiang Zi, what do you say? Should we bully you or should we seriously bully you or should we severely bully you?”
He laughed.
“No matter what, thinking about the future days, is making me indescribable happy, haha!”
“My name isn’t Xiao Xiang Zi, it’s Yang Xiao Xiang.”
I blinked again and looked at him.
“Da gege, pinching my cheeks hurts.”
He loosened his hand and looked at me smilingly. It looks like when the cook caught a fat pig.
“From now on, your name is Xiao Xiang Zi. Be my….well, disciple. What do you think?”
“Not thinking,” I said. “Mother killed a chicken and she didn’t let me eat it yet. I’m not going with you.”
“Your mother went to my house to eat chicken. You need to come with me.”
I thought for a moment: “Are dad and cook also there?”
“All is there.”
“Da gege, lead.”
I stuck my hand in front him. The boy paused. He hesitated for a moment before holding my hand. He coughed twice and said: “You have to call me Shifu4. I’m now a generation higher than you. You need to respect me.”
“Yes, da gege.”
“It’s shifu.”
“I know, da gege.”
My forehead was in pain. He flicked my forehead. I touched my forehead, feeling a bit wronged, I said: “Shifu…”
He nodded in satisfaction. He looks like he’s in a really good mood…
I haven’t seen my parents since the time I left home with shifu. Shifu said my parents entrusted me to him and that I only need to listen to him.
I scratched my head. I didn’t understand the meaning behind those words. But shifu doesn’t look like a bad guy. I’ll be obedient.
Only after arriving at shifu’s house did I know that his name is Chu Kong. He’s eight years old and the shaozhu of Shengling sect. All the people from the sect is full of praises about him. Wherever I went to, I’ll hear that he’s a genius, a prodigy. The praises went on and on.
But shifu didn’t take those titles to heart. He’s obviously only three years older than me, but he always pretended to be an adult.
He likes to order me around. Always making me do all sorts of things like making his bed. Even on a cold day, I still have to fan at his bedside.
At the beginning I didn’t think that there was something wrong. After all, the food shifu gave me is quite good. Every one of them has many meat.
But after a long time I began to think it’s very strange. Finally, one day, I realized the reason while hearing the sect people talk.
“Shifu, I should not call you shifu.”
At the time Chu Kong was reading a book on the couch.
He lightly swept his eyes over me.
“What objection do you have, ah? No need to mention it. I don’t accept it.”
“But…”
I was very frustrated.
“They said I’m your little wife, whom shifu is raising.”
Shifu’s body went stiff. He was silent for a moment, turned a page and asked without much feeling: “Who said that?”
“They.”
“Next time, if someone said these gossips, just kick him directly in his crotch.”
“Alright, “I answered and continued to fan him.
Later, some people really talked about these “gossip” in front of me. I did exactly as shifu told me and bravely kicked his crotch. But my kick was only halfway, when he grabbed me. The martial arts of the people in Shengling sect are not bad. That day I suffered a hard beating.
I cried out loudly, making shifu who was reading in his room, come out. The moment he appeared before me frowning, all my grievances instantly broke out. I run to him and hugged his waist, making his clothes full of tears and snot.
Shifu’s body went a slightly stiff. He asked in a cold voice: “What is this about?”
I whimpered and vaguely told him what has happened. But it seems like shifu haven’t heard a word I said. He knelt down. I took advantage, hugged his neck and put my face on his shoulder. I grumbled, told him the whole story and finally I only kept repeating “my butt hurts, my butt hurts.”
Shifu seemed very unhapp
กดค้างไว้บนของ Yanwang แน่น และร้องไห้พิรี้พิไร ฉันขอร้องเขาให้ฉันต้มซุปกี่ปีมากกว่าใน netherworld Yanwang มอง conflicted มาก เขาอ่อนต้อนรับของคน และมองแมยิสเตร็ดสำหรับกี่ครั้ง แมยิสเตร็ดเย็นเท่านั้นกล่าวว่า: "netherworld ได้ยุติธรรมที่เข้มงวด คนที่ไม่ได้รับโทษไม่ได้รับการลงโทษ"ผมเห่าหอนในความเจ็บปวด: "ฉันโทษ ฉันขอให้คุณ คุณลงโทษฉันกี่ปีขึ้นไป มันจะดีกว่าถ้าคุณลงโทษผมอย่าง น้อยสามสิบปี จะเขียนธูปขอบคุณ"แมยิสเตร็ด unmoved ได้ Yanwang ถอนหายใจดัง สัมผัสหัวของฉัน และกล่าวว่า: "อย่าร้องไห้เซียวเซียงจื่อ ได้ คุณไม่สามารถหลีกหนีสิ่งที่คือ fated "ฉันปฏิเสธที่จะให้: "ทำไม เราเห็นได้ชัดเกิดระเบียบอีก ทำไมมีเราไม่โทษ!"Yanwang รับจมูกของเขา"ดี มีไม่ประท้วงจากใคร และจะไม่ส่งผลกระทบใหญ่กับ netherworld ดังนั้นคุณจะไม่ถูกลงโทษ""ฉันสามารถเดี๋ยวนี้ไปยกกระทะ และเทน้ำซุป เก็บล่าช้าวิญญาณต้องเป็นกระบี่ไร้เทียมทาน"แมยิสเตร็ดที่มองฉัน coldly และกล่าวว่า: "ฉันแนะนำให้คุณทำมัน ที่เป็นอาชญากรรมร้ายแรงที่คุณจะ flogged"ผมไขศีรษะ ร้องไห้แบบฟอร์ม unfairnessYanwang บิตริมฝีปากของเขา และกล่าวว่า: "ดี ฑูตกงจือต้องใช้ชีวิตรักกับคุณ ทำให้คุณเป็นคนบ้า เขาไม่ได้มันง่ายอย่างใดอย่างหนึ่งฉันเช็ดน้ำตาของฉัน และกล่าวว่า: "ไม่ได้ดื่มซุปของการให้อภัยชีวิตนี้ เขาจะจำทุกอย่างชัดเจน ดังนั้นเขาจะไม่ชอบฉันอีกต่อไป ถ้าฉันเป็นคนโง่ตกอยู่ในมือของเขา ฉันจะตายตายโหดร้ายหรือการตายที่โหดร้ายมาก..."Yanwang "ดี คุณไม่ได้ให้ ขัดจังหวะผมเขาค้นหาในขณะที่บนโต๊ะของเขา และเอากระจกคู่หน้าออก"ค้นหา ในอายุการใช้งานผ่านมาที่คนฮ่องกงชูดาวรักคุณอย่างล้ำลึกด้วย"ฉันไม่กล้าที่จะดูอินเตอร์เนชั่นแนลไฮลูในกระจก ผมกลัวว่า เมื่อเห็นเขาร้องไห้ ฉันจะร้องไห้มากเกินไป ฉัน murmured: "ที่ไม่ได้ชูอินเตอร์เนชั่นแนล""เป็น หรือไม่ เป็นเพียงความคิด แม้แต่เขาเองไม่รู้ว่า ถ้าเขาเป็น หรือไม่ คุณจะแน่ใจว่าดังนั้น"Yanwang เป็นคำคลุมเครือ มันเป็นเหมือนเทพเจ้าเหล่านั้นโง่ ในสวรรค์พูดสวยงามมาก แต่ มีคำที่ไม่มีใครเข้าใจฉัน pinched ขาของ Yanwang ยากจริง ๆ และกล่าวว่า: "รับไป"Yanwang ทำเสียง "เหลือ sisi" และใช้เวลาหายใจลึก 2"สิ่งนี้เรียกว่าความรักจะดีกว่าถ้าคุณ เซียวเซียงจื่อ สัมผัสมันด้วยตัวคุณเอง"เพิ่มความแข็งแรงของฉัน และ pinched ขาของเขา อย่างรวดเร็วของ Yanwang ว่า: "แมยิสเตร็ด แมยิสเตร็ด รวดเร็วดึงเธอออกไป ให้เธอกลับไปต้มซุป หลังจากสามปี เธอสามารถไป แล้วเป็นกระบี่ไร้เทียมทาน"ผมถูกลาก ruthlessly ออก ก่อนประตูปิดพาของ Yanwang ฉันไม่สามารถช่วยตัวเอง และใช้เวลามองที่อินเตอร์เนชั่นแนลไฮลูในกระจก ยังเด็ก แต่ผมของเขาไม่ได้ใช้งานสีขาว เขาอยู่หน้าแยกหิมะปกคลุมศพ ช้า ๆ เขา poured ไวน์ลงบนพื้นดิน เขาดูเหมือนว่าจิตใจของเขามีที่อื่นผมรู้สึกเหมือนบางอย่างจะจับหัวใจของฉัน ทำให้ไม่สามารถหายใจวัน วันของการทำน้ำซุปจะเจ็บปวดมากขึ้น แต่ไม่ว่าอะไรค่ะ สามปีผ่านไปเร็วจริง ๆ ผีน้อยทำให้ และโยนฉันลงในวงกลมของสุ"กงจือเป็นร่วมเพศ เห็นคุณใน netherworld ครั้งต่อไปผมจะถอนเส้นผมของคุณ"ผม...ผม...ผม... คำสุดท้ายเหล่านั้นเก็บไว้ทำซ้ำในวงสุหลังหายความรู้สึกของฉันDida didaของเหลวเหนียวเก็บขจีกับหูของฉัน ก็เงียบอึด และมีต่อไปได้หลายเสียงไม่ว่าเวลาผ่านไป ของเหลวหยุดขจีคนยกฝาไม้เหนือศีรษะ แสงของดวงอาทิตย์โชน ใบหน้าของเด็กชายปรากฏก่อนฉัน แม่พูดว่า เห็นเด็กผู้ชายอายุมากกว่าฉัน ฉันต้องเรียกพี่ใหญ่ทรงกล่าวว่า: "ดา gege1"เด็กถูก disgusted เมื่อฉันเรียกเขาที่"ในชีวิตนี้ เราพบในโอกาสดังกล่าว ลูกครึ่งสวรรค์จักรพรรดิ Li2 "ผมจ้องไปที่เขา blankly เขา frowned และยัง จ้องไปที่ฉัน เขาดูสับสนมากSuddenly a gruff voice called: “Shaozu3.”The boy bit his lips and put the wooden lid back above my head. The sound of his footsteps sounded further and further away.I continue to sit down in the barrel, holding my legs. Mother said she wants to play hide and seek. If she didn’t find me, I couldn’t go out. But it’s really strange…obviously it was mother who put me in here. How come she still hasn’t find me after such a long time? Is it that the adults are eating something delicious and didn’t tell me?I used all my strength to push the lid away and climbed out of the barrel.“Mother,” I yelled, while walking. I didn’t see anyone in the yard. There’s only blood everywhere, it looks the same as when the cook killed a chicken. I’m very unhappy: “Eating chicken and they didn’t call me?”I searched in the kitchen and in my parents’ chamber, but I didn’t even see their shadows. I walked into the hall and saw a bunch of people in black kneeling on the floor. The only one standing with his hands on his back is the little boy. I’m pleased and yelled: “Da gege, did you see my mother?”The people in black turned and looked at me. One person stood up and came to me while carrying a bloody sword. I blinked and asked: “Are you guests? Are it you who helped the cook kill the chicken? But where’s the cook?”The man in black coldly said: “You’ll see them soon.”He raised his sword. Blood dripped onto my face. I blinked and stared at him.“Hey, drop the sword,” the boy said.The man in black before me hesitated for a moment. The boy continued: “Let her go back with us.”All the people in black began to talk: “But shaozhu, she…”“I said bring her back.”The boy walked to me and stood beside the man in black. He stared at me for a moment. Suddenly his face is in front of me. He said in a soft voice: “Originally, I wanted to let you fend for yourself. But yet you fell into my hands yourself. With that being the case, I’ll kindly accept you.”He pinched my cheeks.“Xiao Xiang Zi, what do you say? Should we bully you or should we seriously bully you or should we severely bully you?”He laughed.“No matter what, thinking about the future days, is making me indescribable happy, haha!”“My name isn’t Xiao Xiang Zi, it’s Yang Xiao Xiang.”I blinked again and looked at him.“Da gege, pinching my cheeks hurts.”He loosened his hand and looked at me smilingly. It looks like when the cook caught a fat pig.“From now on, your name is Xiao Xiang Zi. Be my….well, disciple. What do you think?”“Not thinking,” I said. “Mother killed a chicken and she didn’t let me eat it yet. I’m not going with you.”“Your mother went to my house to eat chicken. You need to come with me.”I thought for a moment: “Are dad and cook also there?”“All is there.”“Da gege, lead.”I stuck my hand in front him. The boy paused. He hesitated for a moment before holding my hand. He coughed twice and said: “You have to call me Shifu4. I’m now a generation higher than you. You need to respect me.”“Yes, da gege.”“It’s shifu.”“I know, da gege.”My forehead was in pain. He flicked my forehead. I touched my forehead, feeling a bit wronged, I said: “Shifu…”He nodded in satisfaction. He looks like he’s in a really good mood…I haven’t seen my parents since the time I left home with shifu. Shifu said my parents entrusted me to him and that I only need to listen to him.I scratched my head. I didn’t understand the meaning behind those words. But shifu doesn’t look like a bad guy. I’ll be obedient.Only after arriving at shifu’s house did I know that his name is Chu Kong. He’s eight years old and the shaozhu of Shengling sect. All the people from the sect is full of praises about him. Wherever I went to, I’ll hear that he’s a genius, a prodigy. The praises went on and on.But shifu didn’t take those titles to heart. He’s obviously only three years older than me, but he always pretended to be an adult.He likes to order me around. Always making me do all sorts of things like making his bed. Even on a cold day, I still have to fan at his bedside.At the beginning I didn’t think that there was something wrong. After all, the food shifu gave me is quite good. Every one of them has many meat.But after a long time I began to think it’s very strange. Finally, one day, I realized the reason while hearing the sect people talk.“Shifu, I should not call you shifu.”At the time Chu Kong was reading a book on the couch.He lightly swept his eyes over me.“What objection do you have, ah? No need to mention it. I don’t accept it.”“But…”I was very frustrated.“They said I’m your little wife, whom shifu is raising.”Shifu’s body went stiff. He was silent for a moment, turned a page and asked without much feeling: “Who said that?”“They.”“Next time, if someone said these gossips, just kick him directly in his crotch.”“Alright, “I answered and continued to fan him.Later, some people really talked about these “gossip” in front of me. I did exactly as shifu told me and bravely kicked his crotch. But my kick was only halfway, when he grabbed me. The martial arts of the people in Shengling sect are not bad. That day I suffered a hard beating.I cried out loudly, making shifu who was reading in his room, come out. The moment he appeared before me frowning, all my grievances instantly broke out. I run to him and hugged his waist, making his clothes full of tears and snot.Shifu’s body went a slightly stiff. He asked in a cold voice: “What is this about?”I whimpered and vaguely told him what has happened. But it seems like shifu haven’t heard a word I said. He knelt down. I took advantage, hugged his neck and put my face on his shoulder. I grumbled, told him the whole story and finally I only kept repeating “my butt hurts, my butt hurts.”
Shifu seemed very unhapp
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