Executive producer Stephen Chow was the man behind countless fantasy martial arts comedies such as Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle—for his name to be attached to something so terrible is painful enough. The real killer, however, is that the same film is also based on one of the most beloved franchises of all time. Justin Chatwin simply shouldn’t have been Goku. Master Roshi simply shouldn’t have been clean. Piccolo simply shouldn’t have looked like a bad Halloween costume. The action simply shouldn’t have been so below mediocre. And, most of all, this movie simply shouldn’t have happened the way it did.