FOOD AND DRINK
A drink to you and your future wife.
Sam : You're going to miss your sister since she's married, aren't you?
Robert : I sure am. She made a lovely bride, didn't she?
Sam : She was beautiful. So when will your turn be?
Robert : Soon! Very soon!
Sam : Well, a drink to you and your future wife!
It tastes stale
Wayne : What are we going to eat for dinner?
Lilia : I'm going to fix some pork chops.
Wayne : I'm afraid the meat is rotten.
Lilia : That's strange! I just bought it the day before yesterday.
Wayne : Well, I forgot to put it in the refrigerator.
Lilia : Good for you! Now what should we eat?
Wayne : Why don't we eat out?
Lilia : Again? Weren't you just complaining that it's too expensive to eat out?
Wayne: Not when you're hungry.