Hit the little eyes with the lighter, suck up the green goo with the red syringe, then remove the eyes with the tongs. Make an incision, then ignore the tentacles and make another incision. Hit the squid with the car battery when it opens its mouth, then chainsaw it when its dizzy. Repeat five times. Then chainsaw it into pieces along the dotted lines and remove its body. Once back at the surface of the heart, remove the tentacles, vacuum the blood. Staple, cauterize and gel the cuts. Close the top incision.