I was born in Washington DC, and moved to England when I was 5 years old. There I studied philosophy and psychology at Oxford University, after which I joined a buddhist monastery, before eventually moving to silicon valley where I was a designer of the Pentium and iPad microprocessors, amongst other things. I was working for Steve Jobs when he got sick, and I decided to retire from full-time work rather than die of stress with him. Now I make some software for Hollywood, occasionally work alot, mostly not.