1.
Box: This is the "Secret Yukkuri Cafe" in the basement of the Yukkuri Cafe. It's a business that caters to abusers*.
Yukkuris: This is Marisa's/Reimu's** yukkuri place!! Don't take it easy and get out!!
2. This shop was created to make good use of the yukkuris who didn't meet the standards of the Yukkuri Cafe.
KoReimu SFX: Pukuu (puff)
KoMarisa SFX: Pyon pyon (boing boing/hop hop) Dwop dead, old geezer!
3.
Box: Please enjoy taking it easy as much as you like in a space with just yourself and the yukkuris.
KoMarisa: It'sh wike fwying in the shky!
Reimu (slurred): Whyyyy ij thish habbening!?
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*"Abusers": "Oniisan" written with the kanji for "ogre" instead of "big brother." Do we have a standard English translation for that?
**"Marisa's/Reimu's": The Japanese has both names written, one above the other--they're both talking at the same time.