What are you so happy about? You’re on tor murder.
ผู้หญิง 1 : Get up.
ทนาย 1: What.
ผู้หญิง 1: You’re fired I have new representation.
N1 : Who ?
ตัวเอกทนาย2: Excuse you, you’re my way.
N1: She’s a law student she can’t defend you.
ตัวเอกN2: See? Thank you David.
ผู้พิพากษา: Counselors, approach the bench.
N1:You’re not going up there.
ตัวเอกN: You, lam.
ญ1: Maybe you didn’t hear me you’re fired.
ผู้พิพากษา: Counselors, now. All of you.
ตัวเอกN1: Elle woods, you honor. Rule 3.03 of supreme judicial court states the a law student may appear on behalf of a defendant in criminal proceeding.
ญ2: Your honor, l have no problem with this.
N1: I do l’m not allowing it.
ตัวเอกN2: But you agreed last night. in your office. When we were discussing my career.
ผู้พิพากษา: the ruling also states that you need a licensed attorney to supervise you.
Mr. Callahan?
N1: that i won’t agree to.
ชาย1: I’ll s supervise, you honor.
ผู้พิพากษา: Well, Ms. Woods, proceed.
ตัวเอกN2: thank you, you honor.
N1: Enjoy prison.
ผู้พิพากษา: Mrs. Windham, you do realize
What you’re doing?
ญ1: Absolutely.
ชายแท่นสาบาน : Do you s wear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?
จำเลย : I do
สาบาน : Be seated
ผู้พิพากษา : Ms. Woods, you may begin your questioning.
ตัวเอก : First of all I would like to point out that not only is there no prool in this case. But there is a complete lack of mens rea which by definition tells us there can be no crime without a vicious will.
ผู้พิพากษา : I am aware of the meaning of mens rea what I’m unaware of is why you’re giving me a vocabulary lesson when you should be questioning you witness.
ตัวเอก : Yes, your Honor.
ตัวเอก : Miss Windham When you arrived back at the house. Was you father there?
จำเลย : Not that I saw, but like I said l went straight upstairs to take a shower.
ตัวเอก : and when you came downstairs, what happened?
จำเลย : I saw Brooke Standing over his body drenched in his blood.
ตัวเอก : But Mrs. Windham didn’t have a gun?
จำเลย : No She’d stashed it by then.
ชาย1 : Move to strike that from the record, Your Honor.
- It’s speculation.
ผู้พิพากษา : So stricken.
ชาย1 : Go ahead.
ตัวเอก : Miss wind ham, did you hear a shot fired?
จำเลย : No I was in the shower.
ตัวเอก : So sometime in the 20 minutes that you were in the shower. Your father was shot.
จำเลย : I guess.
ตัวเอก : You father was shot while you were in the. Shower but you didn’t hear the shot because / because you were in the shower?
จำเลย : Yes I was washing my hair.
ชาย2 : Where is she going with this?
ชาย1 : Have a little faith. Gerard.
ตัวเอก : Miss Wind ham what had you done earlier that day?
จำเลย : I got up got a latte, went to the gym got a perm, and come home.
ตัวเอก : Where you got in the shower?
ผู้พิพากษา : I believe the witness has made it clear that she was in the shower.
ตัวเอก : Yes, your Honor
Miss. Windham, had you ever gotten a perm before?
จำเลย : Yes
ตัวเอก : How many would you say?
จำเลย : Two a year since I wa12.
You do the math.
ตัวเอก : You know A girl in my sorority.
Tracy Marc ink, got a perm once
We all tried to talk her out of it.
Curls weren’t a good look for her.
She didn’t have your bone structure.
But, thank fully, that same day.
She entered the Beta Delta Pi wet t-shirt contest.
Where she was completely hosed down from head to toe.
หญิง 2 : Objection! Why is this relevant ?
ตัวเอก : I have a point, I promise.
ผู้พิพากษา : Than make it.
ตัวเอก : Yes, ma’am
Chutney, why were Tracy Marcinko’s
Curls ruined / When she got hosed down?
จำเลย : Because they got wet ?
ตัวเอก : Exactly.
Isn’t it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wed your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium trilogy collate?
จำเลย : Yes
ตัวเอก : And wouldn’t somebody who’s had , say, 30 perms in their life be well aware of this rule?
ตัวเอก : And if in fact you weren’t washing your hair as.
I suspect, because your curls are still intact wouldn’t you have heard the gunshot ?.
And if in fact you had heard the gunshot Brock Windham wouldn’t have had time to hide the gun before you got down stairs which would mean you would have had to have found Mrs. Windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible.
Isn’t that right ?.
จำเลย : She’s my age! Did she tell you that ?.
How would you feel if your father married someone your age ?.
ตัวเอก : You, however, had time to hide the gun after you shot your father.
จำเลย : I didn’t mean to shoot him. I thought it was you walking through the door!.
ผู้พิพากษา : Order! Order! Order!
ตัวเอก : Oh, my good.
ผู้พิพากษา : Bailiff, take the witness into custody.
Where she will be charged for the murder of hey worth Windham. In the matter of the state vs. Brooke Windham this case is dismissed Mrs. Windham, you are free to go.