There is a fair warning for newcomers to the religion once you become a Catholic. Your relationship with ice cream will change forever. We have found out that Catholics consuming ice cream experience unholy side effects, but it only affects three out of ten Catholics (four if you count the lactose intolerant but we wont. The Church wont tolerate bigots).
We suspect that ice cream is actually Satan's creamy candy and that is trying to devour your soul. Consume ice cream at your own risk, because they are so delicious and the Church would stir a storm of controversy if they dare to ban this sweet sweet Satanic cream... mmm... ice cream...
Side effects include: