A man bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, "I will love you until the last flower dies."
One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.