Every morning I get up at 6am, aka military style, have breakfast on my Saumsung plate using LG chopsticks. What do I have? Kimchi of course. I take shower with soju and use kimchi flavored soap. Go to work on subway while dancing Gangnan Style. When I arrive I bow 90degrees to picture of CEO and work non stop. At lunch I hunt a stray dog for meal and again work until 11pm. I go to gym whilst dodging missiles from north Korea and do taekwondo listening to K pop. Then I hit home and masturbate while thinking about starcraft. And don't forget to turn off electric fan cuz according to statistics people with my blood type will get killed during sleep by fan 0.001% chance. This is how hardcore Korean I am.