I got this photo from The Daily Beast. It looks more like a chemistry poster. For real. Truth is, it isn't much different than what's in all the other junk food out there.
I see you High-Fructose. Don't even try to hide in the fine print. Talking about some "regular" corn syrup. You are not regular. You cause people to gain weight at an extremely accelerated rate. Trifling.
My people, I want you all to live the good life, so why eat this when you can eat THIS: