Hi there!
Welcome to my profile and brace yourselves, Wint... wall of text is coming.
Before we can get to the more interesting parts, first the more or less mandatory kind of boring things that for some reason i still have to write down for some people.
First a small warning and for some people an invaluable time saver:
If you have a problem with sarcasm, cynism or irony then you will most probably have a hard time getting my humor and understand me wrong on multiple occations. I live by it.
Like this profile text, full of puns, hidden messages and clues, iced with a bit of the good stuff mentioned above.
If i viewed your profile and did not leave anything, it doesn't mean anything at all, i usually let others take the first step.
Much like a visit on your profile in case you where here first, just returning the favor.
If i stumbled over your profile, then i most probalby was just curious without any intent (i am a human after all and for that part as courious as it gets).
Could also just mean that i find you cute. But then, i also click on dog and cat pictures a lot^^
Other than that, even if my eye caught someone interesting, i would hold back, at least in the virtual world. Well most probalby in the other one too but thats another story.
Sadly, i know first hand how annoying it can be for someone not under the section ugly, when the inbox gets flooded. Especially if that person is female.
This is why i will not write to you first!
If you think about contacting me and you have an empty profile or write just one word or a short sentence, don´t expect me to respond, or at least don´t expect me to respond with much more than a standart greeting. I am not here for mindless chatting.
Messages of that sort also tell me that those did not take the time or effort to read through the profiletext, so why should i bother answering or put too much work into an proper answer.
I am an open minded, honest, very direct and usually very friendly guy with a sarcastic nature, depending on the stupidity of the people around me.
It is hard to describe me, one just have to get to know me if interested at all.
But i will probably not make this an easy task either ;)
I do like to cook and experiment with new recipes.
Getting quite good with asian food in general, sushi in particular.
But i like to try out new things.
It is really hard to bother me with almost anything. Some even say my patience is endless. This can be disturbing to some people.
But it goes very well with another hobby of mine, driving people crazy ;)
Also, i can fix almost anything on an PC, no matter which OS. software and hardware.
Not that good with people though. Especially since almost no one gets my humor.
Sometimes i like to do some social experiments. You´ve been warned.
By the way, if i do not answer right away, it´s because i work mostly with the PC and have this site running in the background (or forgot to logout again). So don´t be offended when an response takes a bit time.
One more thing, i will not send anyone a friend request. Even when we do write to each other for a long time.
Take the initiative^^
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Hi there!
Welcome to my profile and brace yourselves, Wint... wall of text is coming.
Before we can get to the more interesting parts, first the more or less mandatory kind of boring things that for some reason i still have to write down for some people.
First a small warning and for some people an invaluable time saver:
If you have a problem with sarcasm, cynism or irony then you will most probably have a hard time getting my humor and understand me wrong on multiple occations. I live by it.
Like this profile text, full of puns, hidden messages and clues, iced with a bit of the good stuff mentioned above.
If i viewed your profile and did not leave anything, it doesn't mean anything at all, i usually let others take the first step.
Much like a visit on your profile in case you where here first, just returning the favor.
If i stumbled over your profile, then i most probalby was just curious without any intent (i am a human after all and for that part as courious as it gets).
Could also just mean that i find you cute. But then, i also click on dog and cat pictures a lot^^
Other than that, even if my eye caught someone interesting, i would hold back, at least in the virtual world. Well most probalby in the other one too but thats another story.
Sadly, i know first hand how annoying it can be for someone not under the section ugly, when the inbox gets flooded. Especially if that person is female.
This is why i will not write to you first!
If you think about contacting me and you have an empty profile or write just one word or a short sentence, don´t expect me to respond, or at least don´t expect me to respond with much more than a standart greeting. I am not here for mindless chatting.
Messages of that sort also tell me that those did not take the time or effort to read through the profiletext, so why should i bother answering or put too much work into an proper answer.
I am an open minded, honest, very direct and usually very friendly guy with a sarcastic nature, depending on the stupidity of the people around me.
It is hard to describe me, one just have to get to know me if interested at all.
But i will probably not make this an easy task either ;)
I do like to cook and experiment with new recipes.
Getting quite good with asian food in general, sushi in particular.
But i like to try out new things.
It is really hard to bother me with almost anything. Some even say my patience is endless. This can be disturbing to some people.
But it goes very well with another hobby of mine, driving people crazy ;)
Also, i can fix almost anything on an PC, no matter which OS. software and hardware.
Not that good with people though. Especially since almost no one gets my humor.
Sometimes i like to do some social experiments. You´ve been warned.
By the way, if i do not answer right away, it´s because i work mostly with the PC and have this site running in the background (or forgot to logout again). So don´t be offended when an response takes a bit time.
One more thing, i will not send anyone a friend request. Even when we do write to each other for a long time.
Take the initiative^^
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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