Naruto: I wasn’t conscious for the kiss on the moon, so I don’t know how I should do it next time.
Sai: For unconsciousness, that was pretty amazing, though.
Naruto: More importantly, it’s uncool for a man to fail on the second kiss.
Let me practice with you.
Sai: ……
Do it with a pillow.
Naruto: I’ve already done it!
I can’t grasp the feeling of distance! It’s gotta be with a human!
Sai: Can’t you do it with someone else?
Naruto: It’d be rude to Hinata to do it with someone else!