Heading to the mall you know you can match her arrival time if you run, due to traffic, deciding to stay off of the usual route In fear of being spotted you take to the back street. After about ten minutes of full on running you arrive at the back of the mall. Cutting down a side ally, about to go past where jezzer tho hobo lives, when you hear the click of high heeled shoes, looking up you see your mom looking down at her feet try to walk in 3 inch heeled shoes. Retreating to behind a garbage bin you see your mom approach jezzer cardboard box and the rest of his set up. Peering round the edge of the garbage bin you see your mom strip of her leather tube top and hide it inside jezzer cardboard box. Then she removes her high heels and does the same, the box now contains almost $800 worth of clothes, finally she does the same with her handbag.
Convinced there's something very weird going on you come out of your hiding place to confront your mom. At the very same time your mom falls over passed out displaced by jezzer the hobo.
Noticing you his eyes widen, as do yours, but plenty wider.
“oh, so you saw that did you?” jezzer questions arrogantly. You stare wide eyed, side mouthed back, speechless. “pretty cool huh” mustering up the courage you begin to speak. “...