FART”
Once upon a time, A man loves the taste of baked beans in abundance. Although he felt uncomfortable when it comes to emissions, But he also likes to eat nuts. One day he meets a beautiful young woman, After a fairly close-knit. He’s in love with her and decided to get married. Followed by a big decision to quit eating beans, Because if he eats he will be shy, After the wedding to next 2-3 mouths, One day while driving home after work. His car was broken. Due to this home in the countryside, there is no bus to arrive. The only way to return home is walk. He calls to his wife for tell her about. He may be reached soon because the can was broken and he had to walk home. On the way home, He went through a mini-mart. Then the smell wafting out of baked beans attracted to him, and he was thinking sided with themselves that. Than to walk back to the house, it takes time and energy very much. He is thought to have something to eat before. He went to order 3 extra-large bag of baked beans. To walk and eat on the way home, When he arrived home. His wife walk out the door and said “Hello, dear today I have something to surprise you for dinner” Then she pulled a blind fold over her husband’s eyes, And drew him to sit on a chair at the head table. She tells him to promise not to peek at it. Suddenly he felt that there was something moving in his stomach. Good luck to happen to ring the phone is ringing. His wife is opening blindfolded tells him to takes a while to get the phone, but tells him not to peek. Before she came, She reiterated and then she went. While his wife to pick up the phone, he seized the opportunity to fart. Fart sound is not very loud. But stink like rotten eggs. Even himself ales requires a handkerchief waving the smell. After feel better, A new wave of air raids began again. Sure, He began a new wave fart. Fart sound like a diesel motor is running, Smells worse than ever. He used a handkerchief waving back and forth quickly. By hope this will make it lighter. However, he began to fart again. This is worse than the first two. The windows shook by the wind. The plate on the table shook. And Minutes later Flowers on the table is wither. It’s because he promise not to open his eyes. He cant’s going anywhere, Also sitting at the table waiting for his wife to come. He quickly folded handkerchief put in pocket and smiled to his wife. As if nothing had happened. His wife apologized to call the phone too long, and ask if you do not sneak look it. He confirmed. She lifted blindfolded him with that said in a tone of excitement is “Surprise” The horrifying moment he found the quests seated around the table to attend. Surprise Party in his Birthday.
FART”
Once upon a time, A man loves the taste of baked beans in abundance. Although he felt uncomfortable when it comes to emissions, But he also likes to eat nuts. One day he meets a beautiful young woman, After a fairly close-knit. He’s in love with her and decided to get married. Followed by a big decision to quit eating beans, Because if he eats he will be shy, After the wedding to next 2-3 mouths, One day while driving home after work. His car was broken. Due to this home in the countryside, there is no bus to arrive. The only way to return home is walk. He calls to his wife for tell her about. He may be reached soon because the can was broken and he had to walk home. On the way home, He went through a mini-mart. Then the smell wafting out of baked beans attracted to him, and he was thinking sided with themselves that. Than to walk back to the house, it takes time and energy very much. He is thought to have something to eat before. He went to order 3 extra-large bag of baked beans. To walk and eat on the way home, When he arrived home. His wife walk out the door and said “Hello, dear today I have something to surprise you for dinner” Then she pulled a blind fold over her husband’s eyes, And drew him to sit on a chair at the head table. She tells him to promise not to peek at it. Suddenly he felt that there was something moving in his stomach. Good luck to happen to ring the phone is ringing. His wife is opening blindfolded tells him to takes a while to get the phone, but tells him not to peek. Before she came, She reiterated and then she went. While his wife to pick up the phone, he seized the opportunity to fart. Fart sound is not very loud. But stink like rotten eggs. Even himself ales requires a handkerchief waving the smell. After feel better, A new wave of air raids began again. Sure, He began a new wave fart. Fart sound like a diesel motor is running, Smells worse than ever. He used a handkerchief waving back and forth quickly. By hope this will make it lighter. However, he began to fart again. This is worse than the first two. The windows shook by the wind. The plate on the table shook. And Minutes later Flowers on the table is wither. It’s because he promise not to open his eyes. He cant’s going anywhere, Also sitting at the table waiting for his wife to come. He quickly folded handkerchief put in pocket and smiled to his wife. As if nothing had happened. His wife apologized to call the phone too long, and ask if you do not sneak look it. He confirmed. She lifted blindfolded him with that said in a tone of excitement is “Surprise” The horrifying moment he found the quests seated around the table to attend. Surprise Party in his Birthday.
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