Caution! dip in the road,
he’s creating confusion as tempers explode,
merging traffic, sharp turn,
a jumped red light, tyres burn.
Horns sounding there’s a risk of grounding
as head on they meet; road narrows, priority arrows
send him skidding wrong way up a one way street.
Shaking fists and finger signs
no stopping there’s double yellow lines,
zebra crossing, keep clear,
pedestrians run he’s battling to steer.
After chevron bends the lane ends
he’s all hell and tear; falling rocks and a splash in the docks
make this tourist attraction police aware.