He doesn’t know what KO is cooking; it feels more like he is the one being cooked on the stove. Not knowing why, the heat is burning his whole body.
He reaches his hand into the waistline of the jeans, “You didn’t button.”
KO says in a low voice, “Help me button it.”
Psh!
MoZhaHim does the opposite. He unzips him instead, grabs him and starts fiddling it……
KO tenses up, raises his head, and he starts breathing harder and harder……
“It’s done!”
KO says quickly and turns around.
It looks like he really doesn’t have enough self-control, MoZhaHim secretly teases as he retrieves his hand. He takes a step back in content, waiting for KO to pounce in rage, but who would have thought……
…………
……
A hot stuffed pie is shoved into his mouth. KO says in a deep raspy voice, “The pie is done. How does it taste?”
MoZhaHim, “……”
KO, “Does it taste pretty close to the ones from yesterday’s stall?”
MoZhaHim finishes the pie furiously in a few bites and then says angrily, “It’s N times better than the ones from yesterday’s stall, but you can forget about sleeping in my bed for the rest of your life!”
The end of this incident:
KO makes a table full of dishes for dinner and successfully convinces Prince Mei to change his words to not letting him sleep in his bed for the month.
KO keeps his silence for a while and then points out, “I think it’s the 31st today.”
MoZhaHim acts surprised, “Really? Alright, since I said it, I won’t back out on my words. You’re getting lucky.”
Inside his mind: Psh, you really think that I don’t know? You can forget about taking time off! I can let anything suffer but myself!
Inside KO’s mind: Actually, trying the sofa, or the bathroom, or the study room, or the fridge, or the hardwood floor for a month is not a bad idea.
Therefore, the meat pie incident ends exactly at midnight accompanied by some romantic exercise.
Bonus snippet from author:
A certain time after they have finished their business, MoZhaHim asks, “Oh yeah, KO, what is your real name?”
KO, “……”
KO, “I’ll tell you after we’ve done it XXXX times.”
MoZhaHim -_-|||, “Wouldn’t you be dead and out of juice by then? You want me to go to your gravestone to see?”
KO, “Based on frequency, you should be out of juice before me.”
“Get lost!” MoZhaHim says with an unpleasant expression on his face since this regards a man’s dignity.
KO says as a matter of fact, “I’ve been counting.”
MoZhaHim, “……”
KO, “I usually come one time, while you……”
“Holy! My endurance is of a normal man,” MoZhaHim says, “Furthermore, I’ll squeeze every bit out of you before I die.”
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