Oh my goodness! I laughed so hard when I saw Emeril come out of that bag! If I'd had a a mouthful of coffee just then, it would have spewed out my nose! Har de har, har!
And that's just how I do my sauce too! So of course, I wouldn't leave you, 'cause then I'd have to leave myself! And it's mighty hard to grab your own leg and keep yourself from leaving! Might as well stay, and eat spaghetti!
And by the way, just to tie up a loose end....bananas. Bananas are what you do not love, PW. There. nice and tidy, all bases covered!