Hi! Matt’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
Hello. You are talking to a machine. My owners already possess a credit card, a hot tub, and they’re not interested in a cruise to the Caribbean. They give to charity through their business. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number, and they will get back to you.
Sorry, Ben and Tracy aren’t here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling to pay us any money that you owe us, please leave your message before the tone.
Hi, this is the answering machine. I am on strike. Any messages you leave will be deleted.
We’re sorry, but the number you dialed is disconnected or no longer in service.