A 19-year-old male with an unremarkable medical history presented with his father, who requested an evaluation of a pathology specimen from a reported "lump" under the skin in the middle of the son's lower abdomen. The lump had been excised by a surgeon approximately 3 months prior, per parental request. Upon gross inspection, the specimen appeared to contain small metallic droplets. The patient denied self-injection of any metals, including mercury, despite the results of a 24-hour urine heavy-metal screen (without chelation) that revealed an elevated concentration of mercury (87.6 microg/g creatinine; reference range for nonexposed adults: