Use the money to buy a plane
Ticket to Delhi. Then take a train to Agra and go to the
Taj Mahal. Have you heard of it? It’s a big white building
And it’s named after that Indian restaurant on the Lothian
Road in Edinburgh. Be there exactly at noon on 1 August.
Stand under the dome white rose. Isn’t that the greatest plan
You’ve ever heard in your life?
Well, Emma, I’m still drunk, but drunk, but it’s stopped raining.
I’m going out now to meet some Dutch people in a bar.