Tang Yuan gave a furtive glance at Little Ke and then smiled indecently before replying. “The ones at the bottom are those that you are most interested in, treasures to make females strong, Joysong Grass, Kinky Lady, Chaste Breaker, Golden Spirit Spear, Infallible Rod, Wall Piercer, Hundred Jin Hoist…
“Stop! Stopstopstop!” Jun Moxie was shocked. “What in the world are all those weird stuffs? What is that… Hundred Jin Hoist, just what is that?”
“Hundred Jin Hoist, hehehe…” Tang Yuan let out an obscene smile again. Pointing at Jun Moxie’s crotch, he whispered. “It means that after you eat that item, then that part of you could hoist up a hundred jin (60.5 kg)… err, good stuff!” Hearing Jun Moxie use the words ‘stuff’, Tang Yuan decided to call it ‘stuff’ as well.
“Bloody Hell! Don’t do this to me, that is simply too disgusting!” Jun Moxie felt himself coming down with a headache. “Quickly move it away! If my grandfather sees it, he might decide to just cut that part of mine off! I want to take it with me even after I die! Don’t bring such a kind of calamity to me!”
“What are you scared of? As long as one is a man, he will certainly appreciate this item! If I am not mistaken, Senior Boss Jun should also have this item. After all, his age is nothing to scoff at. Without the help of this ‘stuff’, even with his glorious bearing, he may not be able… kaka…” Tang Yuan laughed out recklessly. Suddenly…
“What item do I also have?” A deep, profound voice sounded out and Grandpa Jun stepped into view just outside the doors. A puzzled expression was on his face as he glanced at Tang Yuan before looking at the crammed room. “What is going on here? What were you just talking about earlier?”
Why is my luck so shitty! Tang Yuan was shell-shocked, large drops of sweat perspired out from him, his eyes rolling about in disorder. The floor below his obese body had, in an instant become drenched with a pool of sweat: Oh, my pitiful life! If those words earlier had been heard by Old Master Jun…
“What is all this stuff?” Grandpa Jun showed an expression of annoyance. “What a mess, quickly move it away!”
Tang Yuan immediately straightened himself, nodding his head like a chicken pecking on grains. “Yes, yes! I will immediately take them out! These are all some common herbs and medicine, nothing special about it.”
After he spoke out though, Grandpa Jun spoke out again. “Fatty, what was the item that you said I have?”
The facial features on Tang Yuan’s face suddenly contorted together, his complexion turning white, then red, then green. His fat cheeks trembled non-stop and his thigh quaked…