It's Drew Malino getting dressed and ready to go. Am I gonna dress like I don't care? Hell no. In swagger I'm an expert and a big believer. I get all the ladies dressed like a Justin Bieber. But I'm lookin like a pedophile attracting 14 year old chicks. I want the older babes to stop thinkin. I'm douchebag prick. Forget the snapback hat and super shoes, it just won't pass. Apply a tie, suit jacket, nice pants and I'll be kicking ass. Forget swag I've got class. You will not believe what a bow tie can achieve. A suit jacket will make you fly just like fireworks on the fourth of July. Loose the snapback hat today. pompadour it up like Janelle Monae. Looking good that's why I say. Forget swag. classy monkey time. class is little in swag. Don't spray yourself with a bunch of axe. Axes are for chopping wood, RELAX! You should try some Calvin Klein, the ladies be like"He smell sublime". But seriously that stuff makes my nose bleed. Don't go out wearing B-ball shoes unless you are shooting balls into hoops. Instead wear some nice dress shoes and in this game of class you won't lose. Well, thanks for giving me the time of day. I hope you've heard what I've had to say, cause there ain't no time for childs play. SWAG. Should be a crime go to swag jail, do some time get out after you pay a fine and get classy and classy money time.