Dear Putin — please drop the Burdizzo and back away from the underwater Internet cables.
Or, if you’re going to insist on cutting off the US from the World Wide Web, can it at least wait until after Cyber Monday?
There are just too many mouthwatering, gravy-doused travel deals out there to miss — from Cabo to Cuba, Baja to Bali, Marin to Montauk, and plenty other rad places no one could blame you for invading.
Here, 30 of them nearest and dearest to our tightwadded hearts to book post-Thanksgivingly this Nov. 30, a k a Cyber Monday.
Sincerely, us.