The room must be quiet.
Of course, sir, we can give you a very quiet room on the top floor, fully equipped to the highest standards. Everything you need is included in the room. All of the rooms have full cable TV service. For your security there's a personal safe in your room and let's see there's a trouser press next to the suitcase stand and, as a personal touch, we like to welcome our guests with a vase of flowers in the room on arrival.
Oh, lovely.