I tried more home remedies. I got out the iron and tried to iron out the wrinkles. That didn't work. I bought some wrinkle cream. I thought surely, Oil of Ole' would work for a BULLdog, but even that didn't work.
Fortunately, I heard about a plastic surgeon for dogs in Beverly Hills. The doctor was able to perform a face lift, chin tuck, and he removed all of Old Blue's wrinkles for $10,000. The operation was a success and Old Blue can see well again. We're still trying to get used to Old Blue's new looks though.
Now that all his wrinkles are gone, he looks just like a
What do you think Old Blue looks like now with his wrinkles gone?
I will tell you my original answer, along with other people's suggestions, when you give me your answer. Maybe you will think of something even funnier!