Mathematician:
How do you write 4 in between 5?
Indian:
Is this a joke?
Japanese:
Impossible!
American:
The question's all wrong!
British:
It's not found on the Internet.
And the Chinese:
F(IV)E
This is the reason Chinese are everywhere in the world:
In finance, business, medicine, engineering....
anything to do with using both sides of the brain.