I hope you're not too upset.
Are you kidding? Getting out of that swirling eddy of despair best thing that ever happened to me.
Don't get me wrong.
It wasn't easy at first.
Being dismissed.
And for what I was accused of? My long-distance girlfriend in Cleveland nearly broke up with me.
Oh, God.
Don't you love a good monkey? It took me weeks to get over my nervous breakdown.
- Did they put you on medication? - Better.
Medical marijuana.
It's genius! I just tell my Dr.
Feelgood I'm having trouble sleeping and he gives me all of it I want.
I'm finding the whole system quite lucrative.
- You're a drug dealer? - Oh, yeah.
Make five times more than when I was a teacher.
I keep some for myself and then I take money baths in the rest.
Who-Who do you sell it to? You want in? Uh, no.
I tried it once in college.
But Terri and I are trying to get pregnant.
- I do my own packaging.
- Sandy, no And the first sample is free.
Come on.
You are the one coaching those tone-deaf acne factories.
You're gonna need it.
What? This looks like barf.
Okay? I have to do everything myself.
Call me.
Come on.
What's the matter with you? Scary.
Hey, Sue.
C-Can I have a sec? Sure, buddy.
Come on in.
Eew! Hey, Emma.
You got a second? - What is that? Gum? - Uh-huh.
So you want to talk to my Cheerios about joining Glee Club? Well, I need more kids Performers.
And all the best ones are in the Cheerios.
Lfigured some of them might want to double up.
Okay.
So what you're doing right now is called blurring the lines.
High school is a caste system.
Kids fall into certain slots.
Your jocks, your popular kids, up in the penthouse.
The invisibles and the kids playing live-action druids and trolls out in the forest bottom floor.
And where do the Glee kids lie? Sub-basement.
Sue's not wrong.
But I don't think anything's set in stone.
I mean, kids are gonna do what they think is cool, which is not always who they are.
- You just need to find a way to get them out of their boxes.
- Well, how do I do that? They follow the leader.
If you can get a couple of the popular kids to sign up the rest will fall right in line.
- I just want to talk to them.
- I don't know, dude.
I can't see any of my guys wanting to join the Glee Club.
Last month, they held down one of their teammates, shaved off his eyebrows just because he watched Grey's Anatomy.