App. 2: "Oh hello.........Mrs Goodman? My name is ..and I'm applying for the job that was in the paper."
Mrs G: "Right - which one was it?"
App. 2: "Oh... the 'Daily Press'?"
Mrs G: "No, which job was it that you were applying for?''
App. 2: "Oohh! The one for the junior clerk."
(At this point... Applicant 2 might as well hang up! They have bombed out severely!)