I am looking for a partner in crime. Someone who is comfortable walking into Ralphs and sneaking steaks down her shirt while I try to shove a bottle of wine and loaf of bread down my pants. She must be willing to fake a serious injury when I am pulled over for speeding and DUI. Theft is preferred, murder is out of the question...unless we can manipulate some poor sucker to do it for us. I am always open to a good Ponzi scheme as long as we swindle friends and family. My favorite thing to do is travel to an exotic destination, befriend unsuspecting millionaires and steal their jewels, and then flee under fake passports. Bribing foreign dignitaries is just the cost of doing business. You got my back and I have yours...Seriously am looking for just one special woman.... who will be my life time partner and best friend...
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