“My period is really heavy today!”
“Ugh, I’m just feeling so gassy today.”
“You know, you’re the smallest guy I’ve ever been with… down there. It’s okay though!”
“I can’t tell if I prefer the scented or unscented tampons more.”
“You know, you’re physically not my type.”
“My bra is padded.”
“No one actually flosses daily… and brushing your teeth twice a day? Why do you think they invented gum? Duh.
You mom kind of, really, definitely sucks.”