Princess was taking a long stroll on the Mushroom Kingdom woods. She had just gotten rescued by mario (who was currently taking a three day nap in HER bed) from bowser yet again. She had gotten used to it at this point, bowser was somtime rough but never overly mean to her. As she thought about how to thank mario for saving her again, she accidentally wandered off of the gold "princess path" and into the dence, dangerous part of the woods. She looked up and then realized she had absolutly no idea where she was. She stummbled around, looking every-which way to try and get her bearings saying "oh, curses, I seem to be lost, how will i ever find my way home? Mario cannot rescue me from this one." She then turned around and smacked right into a tree and fell onto her back. The tree shook as if link had just rolled into it and this woke the tree's inhabitants.
Kaa the snake did not like being woken up, shook, shocked or hungry and now he was all four because of this stupid girl-cub that had just bumped into his tree. Kaa saw the girl on her back and saw that not only was she in excelent shape, but she also was a princess. Kaa was very hungry and thought that she looked like a nice meal. He thought "yesss, she is my next meal, no need for ssstelth or tricksss, i will play with her and then she will be consumed." Kaa slithered part of him out of the tree in front of Peach just as she was getting up. She brushed herself off, muttering about the dirt and then look up. "KYAAAA" Peach screamed as she jumped back from the large snake in front of her. Kaa responded by saying "No no, girl-cub, my name isss Kaa, not Kyaa" Peach was paralized with fear, she could not move, only stare at the snake. "Look into my eyesss" Kaa said. "I-I" "look deep princessss" "I, I, uh...ah, a" Peach stuttered as Kaa hypnotized her with the rings in his eyes. Peach was totally captivated, her mind was in such a state of shock that her will did not have time to react to Kaa's rings. She lost the shock off of her face, and it was replaced by a look that was completly blank. Kaa kept up the rings, he knew that this would not be long. She started to let her limps sag, the more she stared, the more the sagged and then her arms went totally limp and her legs buckled and she fell to the ground, on her knees with her legs pointing to either direction to her sides. She cocked her head, or more accuratly, she let her head go limp as well. Kaa kept his head strait and then tilted it the oposite way, then to her angle. He kept this up, Peach's eye's widened and she started to drool a little. She then went *DING* and her mind went completly blank.