1) You have a keyboard.
2) You can talk.
3) You're not afraid of me.
4) You will have to endure.
Please do not write to me if you're an elderly pedophile who achieved nothing in life. If you are an elderly pedophile who has achieved something in life, too, do not write me. Kill yourself many times. You're a young pedophile? Drink cyanide. I hate pedophiles.