Our perfect date night: I pick you up in my Toyota Tundra. You get in. There's candles in the truck. You say "is that dangerous?" And I say "yes, but I like danger."
We go to your favourite restaurant and we have an awesome meal. We come outside and see that my car is on fire.
You say "Jeff! Your car is on fire! What are you going to do?!" I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say "I knew this was going to happen."
And then we roast marshmallows.