Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: The entrance
to SCP-2000 is disguised as a disused Park
Ranger station in Yellowstone National Park.
Despite several civilian trespassing attempts,
the entrance has yet to be breached in the
installation’s recorded history, and no further
physical containment has been deemed
necessary. Protocol Plainsight-201 is in effect
for SCP-2000. Necessary supplies and
replacement personnel may be delivered via
unmarked road vehicles or civilian helicopter
as appropriate.
No personnel below Level 4/2000 clearance
are permitted access to documentation
regarding SCP-2000, or any protocols
associated with its containment and upkeep.
No personnel below Level 5/2000 clearance
are permitted access to SCP-2000 below Sub-
level 3. All personnel assigned to SCP-2000
must submit to neural archetype scan on a
monthly basis. Personnel stationed on-site
must submit to weekly scan, to be stored
locally.
Level 4/2000 personnel or above stationed
on-site are not permitted to leave Yellowstone
National Park during the course of their
assignment. In the event of transfer (either
elective or compulsory), Class A amnestics
must be administered, and false memories
implanted consistent with assignment to other
high-security or Keter-class SCP objects.
Additional personnel may be assigned to
SCP-2000 and granted temporary Level
4/2000 clearance at the discretion of the
item's HMCL supervisor (currently Dr. Charles
Gears) and O5 command.
The exterior surface of SCP-2000 is
surrounded by Scranton Reality Anchors
(SRAs) every 20 m, arranged hexagonally, to
prevent incursion by hostile anomalous
interference. Each SRA’s function must be
checked semi-annually and replaced as
necessary. Technicians servicing SRA
components may reference Document
SRA-033, rev 1.0.7. Five Xyank/Anastasakos
Constant Temporal Sinks (XACTS) capable of
maintaining stable tachyon flux across the
expanse of the facility (maximum output
rating at 100 W each) have been installed and
are to be maintained monthly. Technicians
servicing XACTS components may refer to
Document XACTS-864, rev 1.3.0.
One Pseudo-Riemannian manifold has been
initiated at the entrance to Sub-level 4, and
must remain open at all times. In the event of
the manifold’s failure, Procedure Dead
Euclid-101 is to be executed immediately.
Other non-anomalous life support and utility
systems may be maintained in accordance
with standard Foundation Maintenance
Protocol, Section 101.5 (Mission Critical
Components). Wherever possible, non-
anomalous materials and resources are to be
used for SCP-2000’s maintenance and repair.
In the event of any K-Class scenario which
does not compromise the existence or function
of SCP-2000, Procedure CYA-009 is to be
enacted as soon as possible. Remaining
Foundation installations globally are to
monitor the scenario as it unfolds, preserving
what material resources are possible under
the Ganymede Protocol until such time as all
remaining sites respond “All Clear” to
SCP-2000 queries as defined in Document
2000XKAC-1.9. Upon receipt of “All Clear”
code, Procedure Lazarus-01 is to be
implemented.
Administrator Note: I want this on permanent
record, and I don’t rightly care if you think it’s
an insult to your intelligence; some things are
just this important. This device is absolutely
not an excuse to let down our guard or take
greater risks with SCP objects or cross-test
them or whatever you might have in mind.
Primary Containment is still our best chance
at survival; otherwise there would be no
reason to make the cover-up so extensive. We
can only suspend God’s disbelief so many
times before the universe just says “no”. And
considering what we’ve had to deal with in
these past few decades, we may have passed
that point already.
- Former Administrator Dr. William Fritz
Description: SCP-2000 is a subterranean
Foundation installation originally constructed
sometime in the last ███ years for the purpose
of reconstructing civilization in the event that
a K-Class end-of-the-world scenario could
not be averted in time to prevent humanity's
extinction or near-extinction. Since its
inception, SCP-2000 has been activated at
least twice. Foundation records regarding
SCP-2000’s construction and history prior to
this assumed first use have been lost. Whether
this information black-out is the result of
accident or design is impossible to determine.
The mission critical portion of this installation
begins 75m below ground level and extends to
100m depth.
Although the scope of engineering required to
recreate SCP-2000 in its entirety is impossible
to execute while maintaining secrecy, all
subsystems of SCP-2000 have been
successfully reproduced in laboratory setting;
the installation and all procedures involved in
its upkeep are mundane in nature. (See
Document 2000-SS-EX for information
regarding esoteric Foundation technologies
necessary for SCP-2000’s function). Primary
power for the facility is a Liquid Fluoride
Thorium Reactor (LFTR) rated for 1 GW total
output, with a reactor life of 70 years at
maximum capacity. A geothermal generator
has also been installed to take advantage of
the region’s volcanic activity. This generator
is capable of powering the facility in “stand-
by” mode indefinitely. SCP-2000 also contains
water treatment facilities, air purification and
recycling systems, hydroponic production
wings, and housing necessary to permanently
sustain up to 10,000 personnel.
To fulfill its primary mission, SCP-2000
includes 500,000 Bright/Zartion Hominid
Replicators (BZHR). At peak capacity,
SCP-2000 is capable of producing 100,000
viable, non-anomalous humans per day (with
a warm-up period of 5 days). Utilizing an
underground Riemannian transit pipe to
collect raw material from various hot springs
and underground magma flows in the area,
and a computer memory bank housing data
on all known human alleles, this system is
capable of recreating any lost human genome
or generating as many new and unique
genomes as necessary to repopulate human
civilization.
Researcher Note: Use of the BZHR system is
currently suspended outside of maintenance
testing and emergency situations (CYA-009 is
still “go”). Possible hostile incursion is still
being investigated, and this database is
proving particularly difficult to de-bug. We’re
still seeing a distribution of congenital and
genetic defects far above baseline numbers.
Right now, I can only guarantee about 60-75%
viability in new specimens. See Addendum
2000-1.
- Dr. Christopher Zartion MD, Biotech
Research and Development
Humans produced by this process can be
advanced to any age desired without
extending the 5 day incubation period. In
addition to construction features, the BZHR
also has the ability to implant memories by
administration of Class-G hallucinogenics and
developmental hypnotherapy. Life histories,
neural archetype scans, and genomes of many
Foundation personnel – including all
personnel of Level 4/2000 clearance and
above – are maintained to ensure that
SCP-2000 may be activated and Procedure
Lazarus-01 can be initiated by as few as one
surviving human.
After the implementation of the Ganymede
protocol (indicating a failure of the
Foundation to prevent a K-Class scenario),
SCP-2000's security systems will unlock,
allowing any Foundation employee to initiate
Procedure CYA-009. If, after 20 years,
SCP-2000 remains inactive, security will be
relaxed further, allowing any non-anomalous
human being to access the facility and initiate
the procedure. Once activated, SCP-2000's
internal monitoring systems will attempt to
locate all personnel of Level 4/2000 clearance
and assess their condition. Mission-critical
personnel not found will be replicated using
the most recent neural archetype scan on file,
and awakened prior to the initialization of any
other systems.
After these personnel are revived, security
locks will resume normal function. For a
complete list of contingency options available,
Level 5/2000 personnel may access Document
2000-CYA-09. Note that receipt of the “All
Clear” code as defined by Document
2000XKAC-1.9 may be waived only if all other
Foundation facilities have been rendered
inoperative. Otherwise, security and MTF
elements revived under Procedure CYA-009
will be dispatched to all remaining Foundation
facilities to confirm their function and the
integrity of local reality.
Procedure Lazarus-01 will begin when an
authorized Level 5/2000 Foundation employee
inputs the desired “Resume Date” into
SCP-2000's BZHR control unit. Available units
will then begin production of prominent
political and cultural leaders of the time
period using descriptions/genetic information
on file, as well as replication of a global
populace consistent with the chosen time
period. Most of SCP-2000’s floor space is
dedicated to storage of building materials,
construction equipment, factory machinery,
agricultural equipment, and computer
database storage. In addition to infrastructure
concerns, a wide cultural base with copies of
thousands of famous works of art, music,
literature, and a full backup of the World Wide
Web are kept on site in the event that other
repositories are destroyed.
HMCL Note: Discovered this note in previous
iteration records at Lazarus-01 conclusion.
Researcher Note: If we ever have to do this
again, do not set the Resume Date further
back than 20 years before the Event. Not only
can we piggy-back on a lot of undestroyed
structures if we do, but it will make continuity
a lot easier to resume. [REDACTED] years is
too many. We’re straining personnel such as
it is without having to rebuild to chronological
specifications just to save time on the
population and agricultural demands. Besides,
how much of the 20th-2█th centuries do we
really want to re-write, and how many times?
Isn’t one ‘Great War’ hard enough to keep
track of?
Dr. Henrietta Eisenhower, Historian
My tenure as SCP-2000’s HMCL will honor
this request. Currently pursuing official
doc