Congratulations lucky tinder user! You’ve matched with Ishy. Please select one of the options below that best matches your honest intentions:
To ignore completely, please do nothing.
To exchange witty banter, have a few laughs and leave it at that, please reply with an amusing anecdote, pun or joke for Ishy to review.
To engage in flirtatious chat with the potential for revealing and stimulating snapchats, please reply with the hashtag I’m a flirt. (#imaflirt)
To get to know Ishy better and potentially build some sort of relationship with him because you appreciate his dashing good looks and impeccable sense of humour, please reply with your number followed by a smiley face.
Or finally, if you wish to start a sexual relationship* with no strings attached that has an uncanny resemblance to that of Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis in the film ‘Friends With Benefits’ please reply with the hashtag I want the D. (#iwanttheD)
* please note that in the event of choosing the final option, start a sexual relationship, you must be required to have good stamina as sessions have been known to exceed 3 hours.
Thank you for your cooperation and please be sure to respond accordingly.
Yours faithfully, Ishy.