Hey! Psssst. Psssssst! Hey, you! Yeah, you! YOU! Come closer, I've got something to show you!
HAHA! GOTCHA! Don't try to escape, there's no way you can leave until you've reached the end of this profile. And I'm watching you so you better read everything carefully! (am I not an evil person?)
Alright. Now take a good seat, make yourself some chocolate (not coffee, coffee sucks) and... well, read what's written. Here are some things you should know about me :
• I'm a boy. (actually, I’m supposed to be a man since I’m 20 now but I’ve decided I preferred to remain a child for the moment)
• My name is written. It's not my fault if you're not able to read it. (and when I say my name is written, it doesn't mean that Written is my name, right? So don’t bother sending me "Hello Written, nice to meet you")
• I'm French.
• No, being French doesn't mean wearing beret and moustache buuut I must admit I eat baguettes pretty often.
• I study History at the University, currently in my second year for the... second time and it's unfortunately not because I loved the second year so much that I decided to stay a little longer.
• I'm apparently INTJ according to some website. Not exactly sure what that means and why my whole personality should be defined by 4 letters but since so many people seem to care about this super useful information and put it in their profile, well, why not?
• I like sloths. Yeah, I think that's a pretty useful information for you to read in order to know me better. I also think they could totally rule the world if they weren't so... you know, slow.
• I have ideas, many many many ideas that usually come just when I'm about to fall asleep (yeah, that point is totally useless but I thought I had to mention it cause I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one!)
• I'm your new best friend, you just don't know it yet. (ok, that one didn't work for the moment, you're apparently already gone before reading it)