Holy shit. Nick had a few friends over and one of them. Alisha, got drunk. She actually was a great drunk: no vomiting and no falling over. She even more actually was the FUNNIEST drunk I've ever come in contact with. Her incoherent fucking gibberish and babbling was the greatest thing I've ever heard. Complete seriousness and utter nonsense that she was spewing was amazing. And she said it with such DIGNITY and RIGHTEOUSNESS. God damn. You are welcome back whenever you want.