Every morning I get up at 6am, aka military style, have breakfast on my Saumsung plate using LG chopsticks. What do I have? Kimchi of course. I take shower with soju and use kimchi flavored soap. Go to work on subway while dancing Gangnan Style. When I arrive I bow 90degrees to picture of CEO and work non stop. At lunch I hunt a stray dog for meal and again work until 11pm. I go to gym whilst dodging missiles from north Korea and do taekwondo listening to K pop. And don't forget to turn off electric fan cuz according to statistics people with my blood type will get killed during sleep by fan 0.001% chance. This is how hardcore Korean I am.