I know. I had to write them all for you. ALGERNON Kissing be oh, my dearest Cecily! CECILY My dear Ernest! What nice hair you have! Oh, I've always wanted to marry a man called Ernest, ALGERNON But don't you like any other names? Algernon, for example, isn't a bad name. CECILY Oh no, I couldn't love a man called Algernon. ALGERNON(Taking his hat) Cecily, I must see your Dr Chasuble at once about an important christening I mean, some important business. I'll be back soon.