Get your heads out of the gutter, people! We expected better.
Late last night a picture surfaced from the London premiere of Captain America: Civil War that featured costars Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olsen and Chris Evans. At first glance it appears to be a silly blooper; three gorgeous actors caught in between poses on what was most likely a very bright red carpet full of flashbulbs and people yelling and tons of crazed fans. And everyone knows that the Internet loves a blooper—especially one as possibly salacious as this.
The World Wide Web went wild with the headlines. "Elizabeth Olsen Stuns in Plunging Retro Gown, and Chris Evans Can't Stop Staring!" "Chris Evans Caught Staring at Elizabeth Olsen's Breasts!" "Chris Evans Wants to Bury His Head in Elizabeth Olsen's Chest." Scandal!